Fruit OCD

When people are extremely judgmental of fruits and their appearances. They do not like imperfections of this fruit, and prefer smooth fruit, even when the fruit they are talking about is not naturally smooth.

Sarah: I can't STAND kiwi fur!
Me: But you don't even eat the fur...
Sarah: But it's still there !!!

Sarah: I can't stand peach fuzz either.
Sarah: And those seeds on the outside of strawberries...
Me: ....You have Fruit OCD.

True Story

by Megz_:D June 8, 2012

Fruit Pimp

To Pimp Fruit, vegetables and herbs. Harvest at their prime and sell for maximum profitability

I'll pimp your fruit because I'm a Fruit Pimp

by Jonathan the OG Fruit Pimp August 18, 2016

Fruit

A way to measure a penis

My dick is 7 grapes long ( grapes are fruit)

by MrBeezyButt March 30, 2017

Fruit Threat

A Fruit Threat is a type of threat to threaten someone with violence with the usage of fruits

A Fruit Threat

Shut up or i’ll shove a pineapple in your throat

by Wapple_Fishman December 29, 2020

fruit loop surprise

When you eat too much Fruit Loops and you take a colorful shit

I ate too many fruit loops and now I got a fruit loop surprise

by HalalFriedChicken April 4, 2021

fruit ninja warrior

somebody who slices themselves.

person 1: "hey what's that on your arm?"
person 2: "oh its just self harm scars, it's nothing."
person 1: "aww my little fruit ninja warrior!!"

by oooooong June 16, 2022

fruit hockey

A game played between male friends. Players take their dicks and wack them at their opponents balls.

Ashton, quick trying to play fruit hockey with me, this is why I bought you a dildo!

by lildog776 November 17, 2022