Free-Sneezer

An individual who sneezes openly, obnoxiously and without restraint. Free-sneezers have no regard for the health or comfort of those around them. They're either unaware or simply don't care about the germ-ridden mist launched from their mouths at 100mph after an unhindered sneeze. Mist that can hover in the surrounding air for up to an hour.
You'll get sick going on road trips with Robert. He's a shameless free-sneezer.
by LeighRay November 22, 2011
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free agent

A guy that isn't tied to a single woman. Someone with no attachments.
Friend: Yo, that girl is checking you out.
You: Alright dog, I'ma go over there and let her know I'ma free agent.

or

Mom: When are you getting married?
You: I'ma free agent.
by hakuma April 12, 2004
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Free.99

The best price in the world. FREE. It is pronounced like a would be total on a bill. The only better price is, "We'll pay you to take it". Extremely common at volunteer firehouses across America.

Common examples of items being free.99 in price-

Oatmeal
Pizza
Fire T shirts
Coffee
Dude 1- Hey lets go for something to eat, I'm starving.

Dude 2- Nah, I'm not in the mood to reach into my own pocket to pay for anything....SHOCKER I know.

Dude 1- Ok then, let's just go to the fire hall and eat the leftover pizza, it's free.99

Dude 2- Perfect!
by Fire Hall Member September 04, 2012
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free speech

Most people think they have free speech, but they don't.
by Moose September 24, 2003
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free beer

a myth created by cruel, unfeeling people who live to torture myself and others of my gullible ilk
they spoke of free beer, but when I arrived I was told it was all gone
by HBastard January 11, 2006
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free the nip

A theory of boob freedom for any woman or girl if she so wish it. Free the nip is a common trending hashtag amongst instagrammers and specifically recognises the idea of no bra wearing for ultimate comfort and confidence.
'Argh this bra is so annoying'

Friend- ' free the nip!'
by Bunnylovinbae October 26, 2015
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