Tallahassee Forktail

A strategy for enhancing performance in a first person shooter video game. , the player tucks their testes and scrotum ("Junk") between their chair and perineum ("Gooch"). The resulting pain and/or discomfort triggers higher blood pressure and thus quickened response times, the effect being similar to "boosting" conducted by Paralympic athletes

His k/d was in the shitter until he started running a Tallahassee Forktail

by Luamper January 30, 2017

clear fork

Stupid school filled with dank kids running around making jokes about their dads leaving

Clear Fork, what a wild school!

by dhdbsjskidnd December 12, 2018

Gooey in the fork

Wet and slippery in the crotch. In fact, a female thing really, but can be applied liberally.

His gaint lego robot started to bar me up, but the spaceship made me totally gooey in the fork.

by TasmanianJim January 9, 2007

Forked Tongue

a person who says one thing and does another as defined by Native Americans describing the first Illegal Aliens, the Anglo-Saxons breaking promises and treaties, with a snakes tongue for them taking their land by force with no compensation and forcing them to live in inhospitable areas like Oklahoma which Indians avoided before the advent of reservations

Chief~"Me no trust White Man, he speaks with Forked Tongue"

by Heifcliff August 13, 2008

Forklift Certified

Coined by angry girl bosses at GZR during the online university crypto war of Spring 2021.

Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.

The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.

Dr. Johnson visited forkliftcertified.ca to learn about how he to, could become forklift certified. Little did he know that he was about to be met with a series of surreal forklift memes and affiliated NFT products.

by REALkj May 2, 2021

fork you

The same as fuck you but less harsh

I told that bitch to go "fuck herself" and she said "fork you"!

by R-DoggCA May 15, 2006

fork

A utensil used mainly for eating, always with three or more points on the edge opposite the handle. When this item is combined with a spoon, it is known as a spork.

I ate my dinner with a fork.

by Keijiro Hayashi November 2, 2003