Forks and Spoons

An alternative for "Fucking Hell". Used when when children may just be within ear-shot.

That bracket you just put up has fallen down....

Oh, Forks and Spoons !!!!!

by Biggy August 10, 2004

fork a skank

to have sex with a woman that is considered a hoe

Seth: what up dog?
John: nothin much, just went over to this hoes house.
Seth: what went down?
John: You know me, i always fork a skank!
Seth: Hell yea bro!

by Clare Morgan September 19, 2006

chenango forks

a preppy school, footballers, chick soccer players, most of the rich pricks and an assotment of ghetto kids from the c. bridge. chenango valley is the arch nemesis. great chorus. pretty much your regular school with alot of after school activities + a ropes course in the woods and a pond and an indoor pool. apparently thats not standard with other highschools. lol. tennis courts, brand new track w/ football terf, pit, baseball field, 3 soccer fields, kayaking, snowboarding, sledding (as gym activities) workout room next to pit. actually pretty great place. mostly a school famous for football and girls soccer, and guys wrestling, girls volleyball. the town has a few car dealers, a few wies's and cvs's and a couple closed stores, and some nice houses further in the hills, hair salons, a trift shop, and aldi, a hockey shop, a friendly's, otsinigo park(home of the spiedie fest), hotels, mcdonalds, applebees, old folk's home, community college, starbucks, ice center, a jail (police), alot of ice-cream places, coldstone, pizza place, and go on the highway wherever else you wan to go. 10 minutes away. i'd say one the better towns in the southern tier.

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by hardassliving December 16, 2010

fork-knife

verb: to cut food using the side of your fork in lieu of a knife

"i had to fork-knife the shit out of my omelet to get a manageable bite."

by ThaDamage December 27, 2011

Fork you!

May you be confounded, accursed humiliated, etc(a partial disguise for fuck you)

Person one: can I get 5 bucks from you?

Perosn 2: Fork you!

by Light Joker September 20, 2004

devil's fork

after a human male has recently ejaculated, if he tries to urinate the stream of urine often forks in different directions. this is known as the devil's fork.

aw man, ther is piss all over this seat, somebody must have had the devil's fork.

by zimzam May 4, 2006

Fork Shy

A term used to decribe someone that does not eat too much.

"Melissa has put on alot of weight lately"
"yup, would not hurt her to become a little fork shy"

by frostee May 1, 2004