Flasturbate

A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.

The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.

by Seuse November 29, 2003

Flustrated

A made up word apparently by southerners, which combines "frustrated" with "flustered"

Vanessa gets so flustrated when centralized scheduling screws up Dr. Cates surgery schedule.

by imaromantic August 23, 2009

Flunt

The combination of the words Flabby and Cunt.

Flunt is the word given for the fat that accumulates around a womans pubic region.

Look at the size of that girls Flunt in those jeans.

by CRADA November 10, 2009

flunt

Fucking Slut Cunt; a three word combo for a a very whorish person.

Robby, you're a flunt

by GOILLINIGO January 8, 2008

fluster

A synonym of fuck or shit when used in a way to express exclamation.

-FLUSTER! I got shot!
-Haha man you're fucked.

by dantheman [wec] February 5, 2009

Flusterbate

To hatefuck yourself - the more painful the better - instead of lube use salt or chalk

Tyrone Biggins flusterbates 6-10 times a day.

by Rick James May 5, 2004

flasted

a shorter word for flat-chested.

"That one girl in my science class is so flasted! I mean, she doesnt even HAVE tits!!!"

by gingerasainsftw April 10, 2010