Flaker

Someone who says they are going to show up yet doesn't.

That Rudy Vasquez guy is a big flaker.

by shaq3212 March 18, 2013

flamer

extremely gay person who outwardly shows their gayness. usually wears bright colored clothing and is very annoying to others.

Hager is such a flamer, he needs to man up.

by nhlallstar36 June 21, 2009

flamer tamer

A masturbation technique created in ancient times by ninjas. A determined ninja warrior would summon a massive boner, while dousing it in gasoline. The ninja then sets his erection on fire and masturbates until his enormous load of ninja semem has put the flames to an end. Hense the name "Flamer Tamer". (Warning: Do not attempt without parental supervision)

Ex-Ninja Scott: "I've heard of many occasions where fellow ninja have defeated an entire army while pulling a flamer tamer at the same time."

Ex-Ninja Delta Cobra Military Squadron Matt: "Oh I didn't know that."

by Ninja Scott E. April 16, 2006

flamer

flame on

"hold my butt cheeks while i pee dude
no elly, your such a flamer

by uranoob4eva October 5, 2010

Portland flavor saver

This is a gag type of sexual position, that can only be implemented after taking a healthy sized grumpy and short changing effort in wiping. Immediately after you leave the bathroom, get your girl topless and proceed to a reverse titty fucking position. Right before you bust, pull a long stroke back, lean back and grind your anus between her lower lip and chin. It’s this motion that you’ll leave a shit stain down her chin which resembles a flavor saver goatee.

Becky threw cold water into the shower on me last week. So last night I gave that bitch a creamy Portland flavor saver as payback!

by WiscoKid July 22, 2020

Flavorgasm

When a food or drink hits "the spot"

Cheesecake and coffee just gave me a flavorgasm.

by bobbyk724 February 1, 2009

flaven

a. Usually follows scientific jargon. Can be used with hoyven or glaven.
A term originating with Jerry Luis and recently made popular by the scientist on The Simpsons.

b. A versitle term used to generally describe or name an noun.

c. A word one says to oneself for the sheer enjoyment of its sound.

a. Simply put the power conversion on this module has a capacity and stability of a gamma tested proton ye hoven-flaven.

b. Joe: Ready for our camping trip Phil?

Phil: Yeah, I got the tent, the sleeping bags, the food, and the flaaaaven.

c. Hooooyvenfllaaaaaaaven flaaaveny flaven. Gooyvenyenfleaven!

by ThePope January 19, 2005