flap jack

Personalized work of graffiti using your art or street name.

I'm puttin' my falp jack up on this wall.

by spencer miller March 8, 2005

flap jacking

where you masturbate and then ejaculate into your palm and then consume it. the move must replicate the motion of pill popping in Requiem For A Dream.

Despite common misconception flap jacking does not indicate homosexuality.

by Nick Jaynes April 22, 2007

flap jack

one who flapjacks, relating to mooning flapjacking flapjack

he is such a flap jack, always flapjacking people.

by Joe Jenco a.k.a Sir Flap Jack October 25, 2007

Flap-tips

The appearance one's fingertips take on after playing computer games for extended periods of time using only the mouse touch pad. Similar to flat pancakes or 'flapjacks'.

You know it's time to get off the computer when you look down and see your fingers have flap-tips.

by shelovestosail September 22, 2009

Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.

I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.

by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010

flap that

expression, indicating one will do their best. Means to move with intention and purpose. Synonymous with "birding it." Antonyms: Fluttering

Joe: I'm gonna get the money, you keep the gun on him. If he moves, shoot the bastard.

Dale: I can flap that

Joe: You better not flutter

Dale: I'm a bird it up in this bitch!

by BlastFlake March 6, 2010

flap map

A graphic illustration of a woman's sexual organs (often found in biology schoolbooks)

Look,i havent a clue where the clit is, lets get the flap map

by Sheazo McPisshorn June 19, 2011