Felchmerchant

A person who felches for a living enjoys felching and continously felches with a straw

Hey Pet, wanna felch my ass tomorrow you Felchmerchant

by Maverick Corleone April 27, 2006

felch bar

An establishment where people pay to be felched or to felch.

He goes to Liam's felch bar, I hear it has reasonable rates

by chird September 10, 2003

fanch

an action used on ones pants.

to hit someone in the crotch area or to hit yourself in the crotch area while wearing pants.

"Where did Stephen go tonight?"
"He's at home fanching his pants"

by James John August 27, 2006

Abercrombie and felch

A term to denote the utter contempt with which 'normal people' hold any wanker that is gullible enough to hanker after tatty goods hawked by corporations in an attempt to be 'with it', 'trendy' or (the ultimate in stupidity) in the belief that the aforesaid goods are intrinsically worthy of thought.

Aforesaid persons please note...everyone else thinks you are cunts, for your prediliction for over-priced, over hyped goods!

"Hmmm nice clothes, do you think they are Abercrombie and felch?"

"No probably came from Oxfam, but the poor Chav wearing them thinks they're important. Probably best just to humour them."

by STePPeNWoLFe September 17, 2006

felching

The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.

Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.

by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004

Felchenstein

Licking out the cum from a dead guy/girl's butthole

Do you remember that dead body at the graveyard? i gave it a felchenstein and a half baby!

by Joe May 13, 2005

penis fencing

1. when two bonobo apes frot
2. when two flatworms mate, each one trying to thrust its penis into the other one in order to impregnate it

penis fencing, it fencing with penises

by annonymous July 10, 2004