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Felch

Originally meant "to eat shit" but has been expanded in recent decades to include eating semen from a vagina or anus.
Some people are sexually aroused by felching when a partner defecates into their mouth.
by Dr. Alvino December 7, 2022
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Felch

When a person rectum is filled with cum and they fart.
John took it in the ass real good. Cum was dripping from his ass till he felched it out!
by Cencal 77 August 5, 2017
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carbonated felching

Hitting your anal cream pie with a shot of compressed air duster before sucking it out with a straw.
"I thought it was going an everyday sort of felch... but then he hit it with some key board cleaner and gave me a carbonated felching."//
by Ol'Man Johnson March 20, 2025
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Felch

If you felch someone, your sucking your cum out of their ass using something like a straw
Hey you down to felch?
by NoGoodNearKids June 22, 2019
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Nicaraguan Felch Monkey

A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.
Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?

Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey
by landon haas May 21, 2024
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Rainbow Felch

Sucking out semen from a woman on her menstrual period with a straw.

The Rainbow Felch
Tom and Selena decided to try the Rainbow Felch, it's was great seeing as she was on her period.
by RainbowFelch August 30, 2021
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Fart Felch

A fart felch is a rancid, smelly fart generated after a felching session when the said rodent dies due to pronlonged anal cavity ingestion.
guy's done a fart felch and it fooking stinks. Smells like you got a dead rat up your shit chute, that's defo a real tangy fart felch
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
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