Farmer Girl

A sweet sweet girl who wakes at sunrise, and gets plowed.

Boy 1: She's pretty cute.
Boy 2: Stay away from her.
Boy 1: Why?
Boy 2: You'd have to wake up early to bang her. She's a farmer girl.

by peepeesuxer May 17, 2018

Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.

I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.

by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018

farper

a simultaneous sound between a zipper and fart

Dude my gf just ripped a flaming farper!

by shafarrr February 13, 2022

kill farmer

Someone who plays an objective-based game mode in a shooter video game for the sole purpose of getting a high kill count to pad one's stats while completely ignoring the objective. Heavily frowned upon and borderline cheating. Kill farmers are not legit.

Dude, that douchebag is a kill farmer. His K/D is 48/7, but he has no checkpoint captures at all.

by Funkle McNigglesworth April 26, 2011

Ginger Farmer

An individual who only "Plows" red-heads.

Guy 1:Dude that redhead at the bar is a total grenade.
Guy2: That doesnt matter Tom will totally plow that.
Guy 1: Yuck bro no way.
Guy 2: Oh yeah He is a total ginger farmer

by NomNomD October 8, 2011

Frog Farmer

One who kisses princes(ses) and turns them into frogs. Explains why people vanish early in a romance.

I can't understand why ladies never call me back after I sleep with them-- I must be a frog farmer.

by bluenorther August 22, 2012

troll farmer

One who gets a group of friends or employees to troll a forum en mass to cause dissent or disrupt its operation.

Putin turned troll farmer this election to disrupt the DNC.

by Low-tone Bob April 13, 2017