Frog Farmer

One who kisses princes(ses) and turns them into frogs. Explains why people vanish early in a romance.
I can't understand why ladies never call me back after I sleep with them-- I must be a frog farmer.
by bluenorther August 22, 2012
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VPILF

Sarah Palin-- MILF into VPILF!
by bluenorther October 26, 2008
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