faffle

To scoff upraucously at someone.

After the mayor unrolled his plans for the bridge, the townspeople faffled at him.

by 4E5V6A7n 4yvc8896o87u755t976u6 January 11, 2019

fraffeling

When someone grabs you in your private area, male or female

Andy thought it was cool to fraffel me the other day

I saw her fraffeling that guy yesterday too!

by Jack 54 March 16, 2019

Faife

When a female (emits) gas from the (anus) that travels forward into the vagina before it is released (audibly) from the (vagina).

That's not a queef, it's a faife

by Ashley Aurand June 9, 2019

Faffluent

A person or person(s) who try to appear more affluent than they are.

Hey Drew! Look at those broads over there-they're so faffluent

by Sezpez90 June 27, 2019

FAFF

Flat as Fuck Freidly

Bro, that girl is FAFF. No way I’ll take her to hoco.

by Sully3215 September 24, 2019

Foffe

FOFFE Fat Over Fifty FEmale. For many that is enough. Fat Over Fifty FEmale as an acronym. But FOFFE (pronounced foff-fee) connotes so much more. Not necessarily does this apply to all women, overweight and over fifty. And the term can be applied to women perhaps of normal weight and under the age of fifty as well. The exactitude of the word FOFFE refers specifically to the type of woman who, through aging has come about towards an unconcious, and thereby unrecognized existential crisis whereby, her fertility and her placement and importance of motherhood are being challenged. During the aging process, menopause, in not so unconscious terms comes into focus. Also, if being a mother, her children have grown and are not so heavily dependent on her. As a direct result of these factors, a certain nervousness creeps into her behavior whereby her spot in society, her place in the family, her very purpose becomes less and less valuable hence the existential attack. Her specific and unwavering reactions towards these events are what creates a FOFFE and not otherwise. As the FOFFEdom takes hold, such abnormal behavior as breaching of the privacy of others, the forcing of decision making to reside with her even if absurd and irrational, and her insistence on constant contact and communication even when inappropriate pervades.

That Foffe seemed completely oblivious while she blocked every else with her car.

by NostraFaustus January 5, 2020

Faff

The slithery and noxious mixture of poseur intellectual effluvia and anal mucosa secretions that flows from the eunuch holes and/or brain cloacas of deluded, over-the-hill malcontents. Of no known scientific, commercial, or spiritual value.

Rideforever keeps leaving faff stains behind whenever he sits on the upholstery!

by Numpumpum March 24, 2020