Ethan Poo

When your friend takes over 20 minutes to take a shit and your left alone wondering if he's wanking or crying.

Boy: I need to go for a dump
Girl: It better not be an Ethan Poo
Boy: Sorry, need some time alone

by Yep I'm George April 9, 2015

Ethan

Ethan is super cool and may look weak but, hes actually pretty strong. Ethans are always handsome and they are very good at soccer, basketball, and other sports! He can be falled for easily. He makes people smile and he can make you laugh. Ethans are really nice to people, but can be shy sometimes when it comes to some girls. It is the best feeling if you get a chance to hang out with him and get to know him. Last, he will always be there for you and will admit most stuff ( if he is not shy)

Ethan, can we hang out some time?

by Ethan_TheBoi#Ethansome January 23, 2018

ethan

usually the sexiest man in school and has many friends and many girls want him. hes charming, funny, nice, smart.

1. dude what happened to you?
Im pulling an Ethan

2. whoa, look at that ethan
3. hes the coolest man on earth
4. i wish i was an ethan

by ii ii ii i o ii o May 7, 2009

Ethanol Consumption Unit

This is what Oxford and Cambridge Candidates call a beer bong

May I take part in downing a hearty pint of ale in your Ethanol Consumption Unit

by Fwaaanks December 1, 2011

ethan tischer

A sexy beast that gets all the girls

Girl one: OMG that boy is so sexy
Girl two: well his name is Ethan Tischer after all.

by Sexy beast912 December 25, 2016

Ethanael

a bit of an odd-ball on the outside, but on the inside, a really great guy

Girl 1: Man, he's such a great guy.
Girl 2: Totally an Ethanael.

by Creamy P. Nutbutter April 26, 2017

ethan lee brewington

A hot man with a huge penis. He is the best. Also the best in bed he can last for hours.

Ethan lee brewington is the best

by GoldHelicopter July 6, 2017