Joey Essex is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the World. The definition of Joey Essex can be broken down into two parts;
1) Joey: The easiest name to pronounce for someone with an IQ lower than his own age, the two syllables can in fact be pronounced as any other combination of slurred syllables when drunk to give the same result.
2) Essex: Not actually his surname, this is simply his home as he is too dumb to remember both his name AND address.... hence Joey Essex
1) Joey: The easiest name to pronounce for someone with an IQ lower than his own age, the two syllables can in fact be pronounced as any other combination of slurred syllables when drunk to give the same result.
2) Essex: Not actually his surname, this is simply his home as he is too dumb to remember both his name AND address.... hence Joey Essex
Taxi Driver: Where to?
Joey Essex: I'm Joey Essex..... er...... Joey Essex......Essex..... yeah proper Reem
Taxi Driver: Fucking waste of skin....
Joey Essex: I'm Joey Essex..... er...... Joey Essex......Essex..... yeah proper Reem
Taxi Driver: Fucking waste of skin....
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a victorian football team known by interstaters for their arrogance and show pony antics. Tactics used by the side include extravagent use of milking for a free and a strange time wasting excercise of - pulling socks up, throwing grass in the air and spinning the ball before even kicking.
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2.Hell. There is no other reason for there to be so many sharons, burberry-wearing chavs, boy racers, and polyester clad 14 year old chavettes gathered in one place than the unavoidable fact that Essex is hell.
2.Hell. There is no other reason for there to be so many sharons, burberry-wearing chavs, boy racers, and polyester clad 14 year old chavettes gathered in one place than the unavoidable fact that Essex is hell.
"I moved out of Essex, and the sound of whining Fiesta engines going round and round a car park fills me with nostalgic bile."
"Oh God, I think I just stepped in a pile of Essex."
"Oh God, I think I just stepped in a pile of Essex."
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Get the herbal essences mug.Essex is a county in England with a bad reputation. From programmes like TOWIE most of England (and a lot of Essex) has the idea that all people from Essex do is claim benefits, get pregnant and vajazzle each other.
I live in Essex and this is not how it works. Essex is just as varied as any other county in England. I'm at secondary school and there are some chavs who can't speak proper English, but there are people like that all over the place. Most people at my school are completely comprehensible, though most of the girls have their skirts very short and their faces caked in make-up.
Geographically, Essex is the driest county in England and one of the most affluent. There is, however, a town called Harlow, which I think is probably one of the main sources of Essex's reputation. I've been to Harlow. It's not very nice.
London's influence on Essex is large, from proximity, and also from the fact that a lot of Londoners fled to Essex during WWII (and are the reason that Harlow exists today) so a lot of slang in Essex is from London. This includes slag, sket, slut etc. etc. The accent here is quite London-based.
They also say "ain't" a lot, though the whole 'Innit blud' is a myth. People only say that as a form of mockery. Ts at the end of words get dropped off, and sometimes in the middle as well. A'ichood instead of attitude, la'ichood instead of latitude. That's quite extreme though. People also say 'like' very often.
I live in Essex and this is not how it works. Essex is just as varied as any other county in England. I'm at secondary school and there are some chavs who can't speak proper English, but there are people like that all over the place. Most people at my school are completely comprehensible, though most of the girls have their skirts very short and their faces caked in make-up.
Geographically, Essex is the driest county in England and one of the most affluent. There is, however, a town called Harlow, which I think is probably one of the main sources of Essex's reputation. I've been to Harlow. It's not very nice.
London's influence on Essex is large, from proximity, and also from the fact that a lot of Londoners fled to Essex during WWII (and are the reason that Harlow exists today) so a lot of slang in Essex is from London. This includes slag, sket, slut etc. etc. The accent here is quite London-based.
They also say "ain't" a lot, though the whole 'Innit blud' is a myth. People only say that as a form of mockery. Ts at the end of words get dropped off, and sometimes in the middle as well. A'ichood instead of attitude, la'ichood instead of latitude. That's quite extreme though. People also say 'like' very often.
'Oi, mate, I'm goin' down Essex to see my gran.'
'Be careful you don' get knifed on the streets. That place is dodgy.'
'Be careful you don' get knifed on the streets. That place is dodgy.'
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