1. When your phone is in a place where it doesn't have service.
2. When your phone has been cut off due to lack-of-phone-bill-pay
2. When your phone has been cut off due to lack-of-phone-bill-pay
1.
Guy 1: Dude, want to go camping?
Guy 2: Sure, but I'm not bringing my cell phone
Guy 1: Why not, bro?
Guy 2: The lake is a dead zone... My phone is an electronic paperweight up there
2.
Guy 1: Brosef, I tried calling you yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... Turn your phone on!
Guy 2: It is on, but I forgot to pay my phone bill. My phone's an electronic paperweight right now
Guy 1: Dude, want to go camping?
Guy 2: Sure, but I'm not bringing my cell phone
Guy 1: Why not, bro?
Guy 2: The lake is a dead zone... My phone is an electronic paperweight up there
2.
Guy 1: Brosef, I tried calling you yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... Turn your phone on!
Guy 2: It is on, but I forgot to pay my phone bill. My phone's an electronic paperweight right now
by Dave-Landon May 28, 2011
some may call this a digital spliff, but they’re wrong, that would be like sending a picture of you hitting both nicotine and thc to someone. electronic spliff is used for in person confrontations
by m0llyfi3n August 08, 2022
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025
83 electrons is a reference to the Periodic table, where the element with 83 electrons is Bismuth, which symbol is Bi,
If you say someone only has 83 electrons, it means they are acting bisexual/are bisexual or maybe they're just straight but being a bit too obsessed with the same gender.
If you say someone only has 83 electrons, it means they are acting bisexual/are bisexual or maybe they're just straight but being a bit too obsessed with the same gender.
Person 1: "Did you see john? He was looking at Paul's ass, i know he's straight but he was acting very gay."
Person 2: "He probably only has 83 electrons."
Person 1: "Yeah he does have a lot of chemistry with the same gender..."
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Do you get it? Chemistry? ...C'mon that was funny."
Person 2: "This is why your mom doesn't love you Carl."
Person 2: "He probably only has 83 electrons."
Person 1: "Yeah he does have a lot of chemistry with the same gender..."
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Do you get it? Chemistry? ...C'mon that was funny."
Person 2: "This is why your mom doesn't love you Carl."
by Ieatkidsforfun January 13, 2023
An apt pseudonym for the blight that is dubstep. Quiet-loud-quiet-loud, repeat ad nauseum until the drugs run out. And you thought big beat was simple and repetitive. Skrillex makes The Prodigy look like fucking Strauss.
by atriskteen December 07, 2012
by apolloobserved May 06, 2008