evan rivard

a gay person

"being gay is when you are evan rivard

by my bum is wet February 2, 2018

Evan Peacock

he's a smart dude that is a pussyyyy when it comes to talking to his crush, has had the same haircut since he was a kid, hasn't had any interpersonal connection with a girl and probably never will

Did you hear Evan Peacock just got friend zoned.

by datpabloway February 25, 2017

Evan

Evan is a sexy lad who feeks all the beaurs and can be funny or a dope. He is also the one stupid loud fella who can't keep his mouth shut talking to beaurs in class. To sum it up Evan is ONE BIG SEXY MONGO , so always go out with Evan if he ask's you.

Evan is a sexy mongo.

by WHOPPER HASH September 3, 2019

evandbrown

evandbrown

evandbrown

by evandbrown May 17, 2021

evan

Evan - The sexiest man name ever invented, because in 2 syllables, you have "E" (a common party drug), and "Van" (a common fuck spot). Definitely a sexy name all around.

"That guy from the bar last night was a COMPLETE evan. I gave him my real number"

by Evan W Sullivan December 12, 2008

Evan Lysacek

Gold medallist in men's figure skating at the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics, even though he couldn't pull off the prestigious quad jump like silver medallist Evgeni Plushenko. If you see something radioactively orange coming your way, that's him. He's also known as orange bro and Evan Lysaboutlikingchicks.

Did you see Evan Lysacek at the Olympics?

Yeah man. His outfit featured sparkly snakes designed by his BFF Vera Wang. But he's totally into the chicks.

by nastialiukin March 16, 2010

Evan

Just so happens to be the sexiest man alive! he's the awesomest guy in the whole world, i mean, i if i was lucky enough to touch him, maybe his sexiness would rub off onto me... damn im soo jealous

name1- HI name2! wow, you look positively Evan! I LOVE YOU!

name2- I know, i know, but i have a girlfriend... nice try though

name1- *runs away and cries in a corner*

by undecided_so_far October 20, 2008