Cellular Eclipse

an eclipse in which the face is obscured by the cellphone

Tinder set a cellular Eclipse on her

by Barnita June 17, 2020

Total eclipse of the fart

To suppress a fart to the point where it. Causes pain…

Man. I was at my fiance's parents house for dinner,and I really had to let one rip. But I did a total eclipse of the fart instead.

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

2017 Solar Eclipse

The first total solar eclipse to cross the continental United States coast to coast since 1918. A striking natural phenomenon in its own right, it has been hyped up by NASA and "eclipse glasses" manufacturers as something that cannot be missed, lest those who miss it be incomplete for the rest of their lives. Like other events that are blown out of proportion (I'm looking at you Dana White), money stands to be made by convincing people that they must see this. Hotel rooms in Hopkinsville, Kentucky for example are all but sold out in anticipation for the "event of totality" in which the sun will be completely blocked by the moon for 2 minutes and 40 seconds. Problem is; if there is even light rain occurring that day, people who have traveled thousands of miles to see a "once in a lifetime" event (even though total eclipses happen multiple times per decade) will see nothing. There are thousands of other natural phenomenon that occur regularly such as volcanoes, The Door to Hell, aurora borealis, etc. that one has a guaranteed chance of seeing if they spend their money to get to them. Life will go on as usual after this eclipse, until a̶ ̶b̶o̶x̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶a̶t̶c̶h̶ another event comes along that whips the general population into a frenzy.

Person 1: Brah, you driving to South Carolina to see the 2017 Solar Eclipse next week?
Person 2: You is cray cray home skillet. I prefer to maximize my bi-weekly financial gains.

by HotPcktz July 27, 2017

arca eclipse

Arca Eclipse (AE) is the next generation of the ARCA (Ares Remote Chat Administration) software used to create and manage chat rooms in the Ares program. AE is a huge improvement from the previous ARCA software which was a pain in the ass to use.

Let's go in the Arca Eclipse chat instead of the sb0t chat. The owner must be smarter.

by DavidsAwesome January 7, 2009

emelie

Emelie is a funny girl because she's afraid of snails! <3 and she is the best ever!

Person 1: let's put this snail in Emelie's bag!
Person 2: she'll be so scared!

by pikachu2134 February 5, 2010

Evelien

an amaaaazing cook, comes from holland, and may or may not be a llama

A- did you see that llama yesterday?!
B- do you mean the evelien?
A- yea, it was strange. she was munching on ice cream

by blipblopper November 10, 2010

emeliah

A name that means beautiful,intelligent,smart .The name is for people who are interested in things and want to grow up to be somebody.Even though they do there rights and wrongs.This name is for people who try there best in everything and who try there hardest to fix everything they did wrong.Even though people hurt ur feelings that person will try his/her hardest to not show there feeling and sometimes it burst is out but that menas everything u tell them goes straight to there hearts.This name will always be a perfect name for a person who is sensitive and try’s there hardest,and sometimes they start things that don’t need to be started but at the end of the day that person with this name will try ther most hardest to make everything straight with that person

When I heard the name emeliah I just wanted to become a whole differing person

by Issebella Rivas May 12, 2018