flatmate's ear

The ability to pick out the important parts of a really boring speech and ignore everything else, avoiding being bored while not offending the person speaking.

'boring boring boring boring we're meeting at eight tonight boring boring boring boring.'
'ah, thank you flatmate's ear.'
'that reminds me of boring boring boring boring...'

by Andrew Doughty May 03, 2008

Ear Spouge

Is a very aromatic oily substance found at the ear crack which smells similar to toe jam.

ear spouge

by Lover Doll January 05, 2014

Covid Earring

When you take your mask part way off and it hangs from one ear.

Hey, you going out tonight?

Yep, I have my matching Covid earring right here.

by K Rose July 01, 2020

ear burgers

ear burgers:

Balls of orange wax, commonly dug from one's ear (usually Casey) with a car key. "Burgers" is rooted from the latin word, "boogers."

Casey had a itch deep in his ear canal, but he relieved the discomfort through auditory probing with his jeep cherokee key and finally dug those ear burgers out.

by Buffalo Brian September 20, 2006

Ear icing

When a person ejaculates into another's ear canal

It was such a good night, he gave me an ear icing

by Cumfest1 August 04, 2020

Ear Leverage

When you grab the ears of a catgirl and use her face as a fleshlight

“hey bro, is that your catgirl?”
“sure is”
“can i ear leverage her”
“sure man anything for my homie”

by sexsecsfun69 November 06, 2020

Walmart ears

A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.

Look at that joker. He's either a coal miner or has a bad case of Walmart ears.

by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011