wax my dolphin

to masturbate in the bath

i was in the bath last night and decided to wax my dolphin

by zippy71 October 15, 2008

Dolph Ziggler

Dolph Ziggler is an awesome wrestler. He is most notable for the catchphrase "Hi... I'm Dolph Ziggler!!!"

He has slick hair, and is a very charismastic guy.

Some people also know him as the former caddy of Kerwin White, or as a former member of the Spirit Squad.

Vince - "Hi... I'm Dolph Ziggler!!!"

Shane - "No you aren't. Dolph is a cool guy, you aren't"

by SteRDLK May 29, 2009

Gay Dolphin

When in a swimming pool taking of your bottoms and doing a front flip. While in mid air one must make a dolphin noise thus making friends look at your ass.

I'm going to preform the gay dolphin

by Jeff Jr. January 11, 2009

Douch Bag

A complete waste of space, a disgrace. A low quality of being. To pull a Brick.

That kid is such a Douch Bag for farting on the trail the whole time.

by Baldassare Cossa May 2, 2009

dolphin punch

When a guy pops a huge wally wiener and pokes someone in the face. Usually the penile poke in the face is more like a jab but tricky experts in the art of dolphin punching have a variety of techniques like the upper cut, windmill, handstand reach around, and my all time favorite the sucker punch. "hey whats that over there", and BAM!!! a slap stick anaconda straight into their cornea. This is usually a prank played on friends, your girlfriend, or maybe your boss. So have fun dolphin punching your way to success.

Jose if you don't shut up i'm gonna dolphin punch you right in your eye.

by Saltbox October 28, 2005

screaming dolphin

when a man takes his finger and thumb, sticks one up the womans ass and one up her vagina and makes them touch

I gave ur mother a screaming dolphin last night.

by Bitchmofo June 11, 2003

Dolphin claw

While having sex doggie style, shove your thumb up the ass and fan up the rest of the fingers like a fin. Then as her back arches and she lets 'ee-ee-ee' squeel, claw up your fingers grab her ass, keeping the thumb inserted.

I was screwing the old lady and wanted to her her squeel so I gave her the dolphin claw

by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005