douche 

1.The sound a kickball makes when you kick it.

2.Your mom probly uses one.

1."Douche!"I kicked the kickball.

2. My grandma used a douche after she went to the bar and got fucked by a stranger.

douche by ryan...... June 11, 2006

Douche 

the space between your ballsack and butt hole. If you wipe back to front, it pushes the poop onto your douche and leaves an itchy shit smear.

I flipped off my bike the other day, and seat hit me right in the douche!!

Douche by jaim'e December 6, 2007

douche 

to be very nasty smelling or to be hated very badly.

"dude, your ass smells go douche"

douche by Genesis June 11, 2006

Douche 

To give a very typical item a thorough scrubbing.

"Yo, ma, I'm going to douche my car." or, "Hey, Sammy, I'm going out and when I get back, I expect you to have douched this kitchen."

Douche by big_schnasty July 18, 2005

douche 

Someone who is so thick that he/she decides to describe Manu Chao as a "pioneer".

And I can't take your opinion seriously as you clearly know nothing about the genre. If you did, you would understand the Manu is a legend in his field, a pioneer even. I am a douche though.

douche by bergenhaspwntbeccaj January 19, 2007

Douche 

A ridiculously annoying, retarded, or

Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS!"
Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies! Jack off, jack off, jack off!"
Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?"
Dom: "Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)

Douche by Doom da Man December 27, 2008

Douche 

One who abbreviates Stuff. Also a male who takes Photos of him self.

Guy 1: Where ya heading?

Guy 2: Going to the ASF to take Pics of myself.

Guy 1: Dude, ur a Douche!!

Douche by AkoniRich May 4, 2009