Douche

n. Someone retarded.

n. Somebody that only takes in a relationship and never gives.

Ming, you are a douche person.

by WBAS June 17, 2010

Douching

The new fad which is similar to planking, owling, or tebowing in the respect that you preform this act while someone takes your picture.

A) To lift up your shirt and show off your stomach while flexing your other free arm no matter what everyone else is doing around you*

* The duck face is not necessary, but is optional. This is only if you wish to be an extreme douche bag.

John: Hey Tim, whats that dude doing over there?

Tim: Oh he's just Douching, it's one of those new fads. Its kind of like planking but way more stupid.

John: Oh I get it! He's basically acting like the Situation off the Jersey Shore?

Tim: Pretty much....

by #Winning! October 29, 2011

Douche

The simple act of cleaning something.

Hey Manuelo, would you mind Doucheing my rug. It smells like an ass

by William Gallagher June 21, 2006

Douch

An appualing word used to characterize the un-original, rude and useless freinds.

Man,why do i still suffer and talk to this girl, she is such a douch!

by GUIN. May 13, 2005

Douch-it

Usually means the shit a used douche is covered in.

"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Shirley! throw away that douch-it before i blow chunks."

by Matt May 13, 2005

Douche

A e6 in the Marines by the name of Devon Harris.He has no friends except Quinn his tool bag buddy,cant say w's and has no tact or common sense

Man Harris actually told me to get him the stapler off his own desk today,What a douche.

by Harrisisatool March 20, 2010

Douche

Adjective: Used to offend people

Verb: To cleanse your asshole In preparation for an anal party

Adjective;
Catherine: “I can’t believe Marquita told my mother that I accidentally queefed on her bed!!”
Elizabeth: “I can’t believe it either! She’s such a douche”

Verb;
Mark: “Are you ready for tonight’s anal fest??”
Bruce Jenner: “Soon! I’m about about to douche my asshole so no shit goes on any dick after being shoved HARD in my tight ass!”

by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 8, 2022