Definitions by big_schnasty

Douche 

To give a very typical item a thorough scrubbing.

"Yo, ma, I'm going to douche my car." or, "Hey, Sammy, I'm going out and when I get back, I expect you to have douched this kitchen."

Douche by big_schnasty July 18, 2005

milking the cow 

The act of squeezing the tits of the girl you're taking from behind - she's on all fours. See also milking the brown cow if you're doing the girl via the poop-shoot.

I was milking the cow when she asked me to switch from the playground to the garbage dump.

milking the cow by big_schnasty January 31, 2005

milking the brown cow 

Reaching around and squeezing the tits of the girl as she's on all-fours and you're deeply in her balloon knot

Man, I think I threw my back out while milking the brown cow last night.

milking the brown cow by big_schnasty January 31, 2005