Douchebag

N - A person with an over inflated ego, coupled with a low intelligence, who has no idea people are making fun on his style or personality

www.submitadouche.com has many examples of the different types of douchebags

by aarone720 March 15, 2010

douched out

Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.

Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.

by Telephony December 6, 2011

douchebag quotient

the percentage of complete fucking tools attending any social gathering. normally higher at nightclubs that sell PBR in cans.

shit, fool, douchebag quotient be high tonight. bet the DJ's playing kid rock next.

by woozefa August 11, 2009

Bluetooth Douche

Easily identified as the self-important guy talking to himself as loudly as possible through his bluetooth enabled ear piece. Despite being on the beach, at a movie theater, on a date, in the elevator, or at home in his pajamas he wants people to think he's tech savvy and well-connected. Bluetooth douches come in a variety of forms, from skeezy office guy to overzealous tech geek, the alpha bluetooth douche may also be mistaken for a used-car salesman.

Joe: That dude is trying way too hard to sound important.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.

by Lexcorp February 4, 2008

Douchecraftcarrier

1)Someone who has far surpassed the level of just being called a douchebag or douchewagon.
2)An elite level of assholishness.

"He's not even a douchewagon...he's a Douchecraftcarrier!"

by spunkygizmo August 21, 2008

Douchestain

Someone with arrogance who leaves a lasting impression like a stain.

douche douchebag douchestain

by A. Dangles February 15, 2009

douchebug

A particularly annoying bug. The bug equivalent of a human douchebag.

"I've been trying to catch that fly for three days. The douchebug's going to have to die soon!"

by RedSquirrelPssht April 5, 2010