dolphin punch

When a guy pops a huge wally wiener and pokes someone in the face. Usually the penile poke in the face is more like a jab but tricky experts in the art of dolphin punching have a variety of techniques like the upper cut, windmill, handstand reach around, and my all time favorite the sucker punch. "hey whats that over there", and BAM!!! a slap stick anaconda straight into their cornea. This is usually a prank played on friends, your girlfriend, or maybe your boss. So have fun dolphin punching your way to success.

Jose if you don't shut up i'm gonna dolphin punch you right in your eye.

by Saltbox October 28, 2005

screaming dolphin

when a man takes his finger and thumb, sticks one up the womans ass and one up her vagina and makes them touch

I gave ur mother a screaming dolphin last night.

by Bitchmofo June 11, 2003

Dolphin claw

While having sex doggie style, shove your thumb up the ass and fan up the rest of the fingers like a fin. Then as her back arches and she lets 'ee-ee-ee' squeel, claw up your fingers grab her ass, keeping the thumb inserted.

I was screwing the old lady and wanted to her her squeel so I gave her the dolphin claw

by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005

dolphin

When you attempt to enter the anus doggy style and she reels herhead back with a dolphin like "en en"

"I was going for the cornhole when she denied me with the DOLPHIN"

by Dagger May 8, 2003

Dolphin

A Dolphin Is a human being from the female gender ,whom has NO ass ( buttocks). The name dolphin is in comparison to having nothing but a hole on ones backside. Cheeck-less women can still live ordinary lives , some shorter endowed males need dolphin pussy because the booty cock blocks like a jealous friend

I'd like to flipper upside down and eat that dolphins a hole

by TeenMilf October 18, 2020

la dolce vita

1. Italian phrase meaning the sweet life. life should be lived to the fullest.
2. Eating your favorite food, seeing your favorite movie, and falling in love/fucking that girl you've always had your eye on-- and all before noon!

I live la dolce vita....or at least in my dreams....

by Not so super DJ Gennady March 5, 2003

dolphin kiss

When you are taking a dump, its the splash of water that hits your ass, as it hits the water

I did not need to wipe after that shit because of a nice big ole dolphin kiss

by DANGALANG January 13, 2008