I did not need to wipe after that shit because of a nice big ole dolphin kiss

I've been jabbed

Oh they just cleaned the porta potties at the job site, maybe I'll get lucky and get some dolphin kisses.

Guy to his friend... " I tried to hook up with her but she told me later, so i gave her a dolphin kiss instead!!"

While he sat down I dolphin kissed him.

She has a brown nose because I dolphin kissed her

I walked in on my parents giving each other a dolphin kiss

A Dolphin Kiss only works if your in the shower with your partner, spouse or best friend. By letting water flow down your back you create a pocket of air between your taint and hand. Proceed to flatulate in your hand and then just throw it in your partners face. It is in no way wrong to practice alone.