famalama ding dong boom

A description of your homies who are mostly twats.

For example: Hi Alfie Famalama Ding Dong BOOM!

by Yo flamala October 21, 2014

White fudge ding dong

What to call a white guy's dingleberry after anal sex.

Anne loves a white fudge ding dong before going to sleep.

by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017

king kong ding dong

A huge penis, comparable only to that of King Kong.

1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!

by Clit Eatswood December 28, 2005

chocolate dong eater

one who sucks black cocks

She's a chocolate dong eater

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal

A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is so great and receives much head

by PP God’s (Cooler) son March 14, 2022

ding-dong shit

the act of shitting in a bag, then ringing the doorbell of that asshole down the street, then throwing said bag of shit at his house.

I can't wait to ding-dong shit fred, he is such a douche.

by joeseph:D August 28, 2010

King of Dong

A sex act inspired by the documentary King of Kong.

Here's how it works...

You start banging a chick.

Just when she's about to get off, you have a friend bust into the room and announce "there's a potential Donkey Kong kill screen coming up if anyone's interested."

Then you pull out and leave the room acting all excited.

I pulled the "King of Dong" move on my girlfriend last night and now she's all pissed off at me. I guess she hasn't seen the movie or something.

by Clifford Ball May 13, 2011