ditch banger

A snowmobile (also see “snow machine”) possessing the appropriate suspension travel and handling characteristics to ride haphazardly, or drunkenly through rural drainage conduits. First coined in the Midwest, it is gaining popularity in mountain western states.

That Polaris with the 12 inch suspension made one hell of a ditch banger until I didn’t see that mailbox and then holy-wah, there it was!

by Commander Orth March 5, 2011

Orgasmic Anal Discharge

Orgasmic Anal Discharge,
The release of a person's bowels as they hit a sexual climax during anal intercourse .

Guy 1: So, the other night i picked up this chick at the bar right?
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: well, i f**cked her in the A** so hard she had an orgasmic anal discharge....
Guy 2:Dude.... that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. I'm never going to that bar ever again.

by Ripperwolf December 25, 2010

Ditch Leopard

A stray cat, especially in rural areas that hunts small birds and animals from ditches

While driving through the countryside we noticed two ditch leopards lying in the grass waiting for their prey

by James Phineas January 20, 2009

Ditchingness

The act of organizing an event, then completly blowing it off, because you had something better to do.

"WTF?"
"What is it?"
"Amy is ditchingness her bowling party"
"Son of a bitch your right! Bad form Amy, bad form."

by EXtremely DISSapointed January 27, 2009

ditched the chowder

To drop everything you're doing, typically to pursue a hot girl that just walked by.

Yeah Ted was around earlier, but he ditched the chowder for this seven that stopped by earlier.

by McLeeloo May 18, 2010

Ditched the tits

To break up with a girl, esp. one with large boobs.

Joe- So how are you and Suzy going?

Mike- Oh, I just got tired of her bitchin' and ditched the tits.

Joe- OK then.

by mrpopo123 November 15, 2010

Ditch diving

a redneck activity involving fishing, swimming, or digging for trash in canals and ditches on the side of the road

Check out this awesome lightly stained mattress I found ditch diving behind Walmart

by Sandy Sea July 8, 2014