Drunk Reset

A vomit that restores you to an earlier save point of soberness

"I don't feel too bad now but I don't remember anything between here and the club."

"Yeah, you hit the drunk reset on the way back."

"Oh, that's good."

"Not really dude, you were french kissing your girlfriend's brother when it happened."

"Yish, not again."

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

drunk betch

A female who when intoxicated becomes very loud and uses large hand gestures. They tend to fall all over the place and enjoy cock blocking.

Vadita McK. is a drunk betch

by drunkbetch4lyfe November 28, 2009

drunk proof

The act of preparing a house for a particularly awesome party. This may include hiding glass, sentimental, or otherwise important/breakable/fragile objects in a closet or bedroom to protect them from clumsy drunk people.

Mike: Dude! My parents are out of town, let's throw a party!

Ryan: OK, I'll be over at around 5 to help drunk proof the house.

by SpaceCowboys January 17, 2010

drunkbooking

when someone is really drunk, and gets on facebook, and posts all kinds of random things that will soon be regrettable. its a bad habit to break. for some unknown reason, drunkbookers think that ALL of their friends should know they are drunk and what they are doing.

Dude, i got hammered last night and was drunkbooking. I had 5 different statuses telling everyone how drunk i was. I gotta quit doing that.

by bmfdiesel February 23, 2010

drunkazon

A person who drinks too much, and then goes on Amazon and orders things.

I just got a package in the mail. I must have been a drunkazon the other day.

by pirate queen wc May 15, 2010

Drunk Buster

A drunk buster is a meal or specific food that is particularly good at preventing or reducing drunkenness (possibly due to high mass and carbohydrate content).

Dude, want to swing by Chipotle before we hit that party? Their burritos are great drunk busters!

by whydoesn'tudletyoureuseyourown July 16, 2010

Drunk confession

When you call the person you like drunk to tell them.
Sometimes it will work out for you and the person will like you back. Othertimes it will be the most embarrassing phone call you ever made. Drunk confession can lead to new relationships, or a huge heart ache and constant taunting from your friends.

*ring ring ring*
Boy: Hello?
Girl: *insert boy name*!
Boy: *insert girl name*?
Girl: I love you
Boy:.....
Girl: I Love you soo much!!

Girl 2: WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT THAT PHONE DOWN!
*Hangs up girls phone*

Girl 2: Do you know what you did last night?
Girl: No?
Girl 2: You did a Drunk confession of you love for *insert Boy's name here*

by mcswimgirl August 2, 2012