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Detroit Red Wings 

Ten Time Stanley Cup Champion:

1936-37
1943
1950
1952
1954-55
1997-98
2002

A team that is well known for the " feast or famine " persona.

Has lost to the Western Conference Champion three times in a row:

Anaheim Mighty Ducks, 2003, Calgary Flames, 2004, Edmonton Oilers, 2006
All three times before reaching the 3rd Round.

The Red Wings have gone on to win the Stanley Cup every time since 1997 after reaching the Conference Finals.

Always a great Stanley Cup Contender.
" Go Wings Go! "

" The Detroit Red Wings are going to kill Colorado "

Detroit Smash 

A move pass down from generation to generation. when a new user uses it for the first time it puts strain on the body. It’s has different modes Delaware Detroit smash,Detroit smash 100%, double Detroit smash, United States of Smash
Robot: Walking to kill someone Deku: Detroit smashhhhh!
Detroit Smash by AnnoyingTv February 29, 2020

Detroit Hayride 

Armpit sex whereby the male inserts his penis into the female's (unshaven) armpit.
Yo I took that bitch on a Detroit hayride lastnight.
Detroit Hayride by Craig Jensen January 11, 2009

Detroit Mustache 

When a man takes a steaming dump, and smears it on his woman's upper lip (like a mustache). The man then smashes his pubes into her face, leaving loose hair in the fresh fecal matter.
My girl and I were watching Top Gun the other night and I Detroit Mustached her face like Goose.

Detroit Lions 

The laughingstock of the NFL.
Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "DETROIT LIONS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"
Detroit Lions by Lon August 6, 2006

Detroit Oil Slick 

When a girl poops on your dick during anal sex, so you pull out and wipe it down her legs, leaving a stripe of lube and fecal matter. That is the oil slick.
Arin pooped on my dick so I pulled out and gave her a Detroit oil slick all down her legs
Detroit Oil Slick by Tourette's Guy November 24, 2015