A blowjob. It is based on the double meaning of the following lines from California Dreaming by The Mamas and the Papas:
stopped into a church
I passed along the way
well, I got down on my knees
and I pretend to pray
stopped into a church
I passed along the way
well, I got down on my knees
and I pretend to pray
by braulio009 September 20, 2009
Get the California Dreamer mug.Bubba told his friend Ned that Cooter, his yella dog, got hit by a truck. Ned asked Bubba if Cooter got hurt. Bubba blubbered "Cooter was deader n shit."
by Bigalfa1 July 27, 2008
Get the Deader n shit mug.When in a moment of sexual experimentation a woman (or man) can constrict the blood flow or urine flow to their partners penis with any object made of gold (white gold will also work). this could be tying the penis off with a gold bracelet or neacklace, it could be smashing a golden ring around a penis that is too small to fit, or it could be just loading the penis with broaches and hat pins. The result of the act is a beautiful purple hued throwbing, possible bleading, member (which can be very attractive to your parnter... if there in to that :-/
Jeff: Oh ya give it to me baby!
Danea: seriously you want me to what ever do the D gold-damer?
Jeff: ya what ever that is...
Later on..
Jeff: wow I regret that!
Dana: there is blood every where!
Example 2.
KC: So i gave this dude a D gold damer and when he came his dick exploded.
Danea: Ya I also gave the D gold damer and Jeffs penis fell off after we both passed off before we remember to un wrap the chain around his dick. ooops
Aron: I cant believe you girls are giving guys D gold damers. I always stick to the cosby sweater or at least the mexican avalanche
Danea: seriously you want me to what ever do the D gold-damer?
Jeff: ya what ever that is...
Later on..
Jeff: wow I regret that!
Dana: there is blood every where!
Example 2.
KC: So i gave this dude a D gold damer and when he came his dick exploded.
Danea: Ya I also gave the D gold damer and Jeffs penis fell off after we both passed off before we remember to un wrap the chain around his dick. ooops
Aron: I cant believe you girls are giving guys D gold damers. I always stick to the cosby sweater or at least the mexican avalanche
by Mathesius the Bold October 30, 2011
Get the The D Gold-damer mug.An idiot. Someone who fucks up all the time and never succeeds in life. Deemer's generally fail at life, over and over again, yet never realize it.
"Hey man, I heard Mackenzie got pregnant again, even after she took 9 weeks of that Abstinence course."
"What a deemer!"
"What a deemer!"
by Connor Dui April 17, 2008
Get the Deemer mug.This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V
Invented by F.S.E.V
This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!
by Freddie.V February 9, 2005
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