deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.

Justin: I got my deer ears yesterday!
John: Proud of you, bud.

deer ears by beavae October 14, 2021

deer plow

In Michigan usually; when a line of cars are tailgating (generally 3 or more, no more than 25 feet apart), the front car is the deer plow. The general theory is that the deer will get spooked or hit by the first car, thus ensuring the rest are safe from hitting them.

Fuck! No matter how fast I go, these assholes are making me the deer plow!

deer plow by WizardRob November 1, 2021

Deer Plowing 

When you drive behind a redneck in an aggressive manor and eye fuck them into driving fast at night; while following them closely so they clear the road of all deer, other animals, and debris. Best works if they keep thinking you want to pass them..

The deer are nuts tonight so I’ll be Deer Plowing a redneck from the gas station so I can get home faster to play call of duty..

Deer Plowing by Darr the Starr November 19, 2021

deer kill 

The opposite victim and initiator scenario, where the deer rams and walks over a human, and killing the human.

1: Did you hear the Jhon died?
2: No I did not, how did he die?
1: He became a victim of a deer kill, after a deer rammed and walked over him.

deer kill by MST3K I like April 13, 2022

Deer street 

A place where a deer runs in front of you while driving, sometimes resulting in an inevitable collision

A male buck ran in front of me on a deer street. I stopped before hitting it, but I got rear ended by the car behind me

Deer street by Hurricane Dorian April 8, 2023

Deer Hunting

The best thing in the world which helps you spend time with family

Me: Excited to go up deer hunting

Friend: Hell yeah bitch.

Deer Hunting by no.1 M.I. bball April 9, 2023

deer pretty 

way to de acc rive someone who has a longer face and doe eyes

person 1: “am i cat, fox, bunny, or deer pretty?”
person 2: “you’re definitely deer pretty!”

deer pretty by poop5423 April 24, 2023