pillow cushion

dragged female, from a mean while prostitution to marriage

I am a bran card personnel in this hospital, Tina is not, now this pillow cushion of Tina that I am, feels uselessly proud, and removes more than three times, in the day, my bran card, while she was a hospital cook only, come we teach this mad happy.

by man!? July 20, 2017

Magenta Whoopee Cushion

The equivalent to a purple nurple but performed on the ballsack of a man

Billy was being a dick so I gave him a magenta whoopee cushion

by The_Sibbatron April 3, 2023

Cushionable

The ability for something to be cushioned.

my shoe was very cushionable

by 4_E.4 February 14, 2025

cushion king

A male who receives sexually more than he gives, similar to a pillow princess.

Don't be a cushion king, Kyle! It's my turn!

by masayyyy September 9, 2022

The Soggy Whoopie Cushion

When you creampie a girl and then sit on her to push it all out.

Bro me and my girl were going at it right? Then she asks for the soggy whoopie cushion. Long story short it was a lot of cleanup.

by Burgerman306 June 2, 2021

cushion friendly

Someone who is enjoys or doesn’t mind pubic hair, specifically for penetration thus having some “cushion”

“Hey C, you can come back to my place, but I haven’t shaved yet.” - J

“It’s ok J, I’m cushion friendly” -C

by Takaki Tono February 18, 2021

St Louis Pin Cushion

When you are the guy in angry, misandrist, neo feminist, basement, gang-pegging porn.

David is so stupid, the only job he could get was to work as a St Louis Pin Cushion!

by Dog of Mystery May 4, 2025