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2. Post it in a facebook comment underneath someone else's comment who is completely full of shit.
Instead of spending precious hours of your life arguing with someone and getting frustrated, this is a much more effective way to deal with the situation. Cousin Vinnying someone is an extremely useful tool to silence any overly-argumentative, Napoleon-complex toting, extremely insecure facebook friend who constantly feels the need to share his worthless opinion, doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, and doesn't know how to shut the fuck up. Feel free to use it liberally and prevent these cocksuckers from wasting everyone's time.
Example:
Guy 1: Everything is everything and things are changing in life and physics...
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Guy 1: (Too startled to say anything else)
Guys 3, 4, & 5 thinking to themselves: Thank god someone finally shut up that obnoxious asshole.
Guy 1: Everything is everything and things are changing in life and physics...
Guy 2: (Posts Cousin Vinny clip) You just got COUSIN VINNY'D BITCH!
Guy 1: (Too startled to say anything else)
Guys 3, 4, & 5 thinking to themselves: Thank god someone finally shut up that obnoxious asshole.
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