THE hottest fictional character ever created by Stephenie Meyer.
He has mesys bronze hair, super-pale skin that sparkles in the sunlight, and is really tall. He's super strong, super fast, and above all, a vegetarian vampire!
He has mesys bronze hair, super-pale skin that sparkles in the sunlight, and is really tall. He's super strong, super fast, and above all, a vegetarian vampire!
by Fuji-chan June 10, 2008
Get the Edward Cullen mug.That vampire that dazzles people. All the guys are jelous of him, and all the girls are obbsesed with him. He sets an extremly high expectation for girls looking for guys. Unfortunatly he is a fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels: Twilight Saga.
Girl #1: Hey doesnt Jeff look hot today!?
Girl #2: Not as hot as Edward Cullen!
Girl #1: WHO!?
Girl #2: You dont know Edward Cullen?
Girl #2: Not as hot as Edward Cullen!
Girl #1: WHO!?
Girl #2: You dont know Edward Cullen?
by Kirsty(: October 9, 2008
Get the Edward Cullen mug.A family friendly substitute for cunt, predominantly in the pejorative sense.
Originates from annoying jazz pixie Jamie Cullum who is, himself, a cunt.
It is surprising how little explanation is required when directly substituting the word Cullum for cunt, lending itself to the theory that Cullum is one of the countries leading cunts.
Originates from annoying jazz pixie Jamie Cullum who is, himself, a cunt.
It is surprising how little explanation is required when directly substituting the word Cullum for cunt, lending itself to the theory that Cullum is one of the countries leading cunts.
John? He's a total Cullum!
He did what? What a fucking Cullum!
Yeah I know him, he is a Cullum of biblical proportion!
He did what? What a fucking Cullum!
Yeah I know him, he is a Cullum of biblical proportion!
by keeniemeenie May 14, 2006
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I mean, c'mon! He doesn't drink human blood, he can go out in daylight, and he SPARKLES. He is NOT a vampire. He is, however, a fairy.
I mean, c'mon! He doesn't drink human blood, he can go out in daylight, and he SPARKLES. He is NOT a vampire. He is, however, a fairy.
Twitard- Ahhh, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire EVER!
Normal person- Dude, he isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.
Normal person- Dude, he isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.
by KazIDoBelieve May 3, 2010
Get the Edward Cullen mug.Person A: You need to stop obsessing about Person C.
Person B: But they are about to get hit by a bus!
Person C: Stop Alice Cullen stalking me!
Person B: But they are about to get hit by a bus!
Person C: Stop Alice Cullen stalking me!
by falloutboyfan182 July 24, 2010
Get the Alice Cullen stalking mug.To Cullum a conversation is to deprive participants of any enjoyment they may have been feeling in the time leading up to the unwanted intrusion, which usually comes in the form of over-enthusiastic laughing followed by doubling over and, in extreme cases, knee slapping.
Cullum also refers to the practice of inviting oneself to social gatherings, having assumed that hearing when and where an event is occuring constitutes a valid invitation.
Cullum also refers to the practice of inviting oneself to social gatherings, having assumed that hearing when and where an event is occuring constitutes a valid invitation.
Jessica Christ! Tom just had to go and Cullum his way into my 18th. At least he brought chips...
Gosh darn that was a world class Cullum. There's no way someone could be that much of a mood killer and not be conscious of it.
Gosh darn that was a world class Cullum. There's no way someone could be that much of a mood killer and not be conscious of it.
by The truth hurts August 30, 2012
Get the Cullum mug.A reject from the United States Army, in his miserable years he finds himself doing many unspeakable sex acts. Some of which include vomiting in another’s anus then proceeding to have his way.
by NotAllTimeBitch April 1, 2020
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