A creepy pedophile who preys on younger girls who have man voices.
Evidence:
Edward is very old, in his hundreds yet likes a 17 year old
Pretends to be high school student
Watches said manly girl in their sleep
Is gay, VERY gay
Evidence:
Edward is very old, in his hundreds yet likes a 17 year old
Pretends to be high school student
Watches said manly girl in their sleep
Is gay, VERY gay
by fruit-loops October 24, 2009
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Then it continues and I must say is quite depressing seriously you women need a life.
I must say this just so that you might move on Edward Cullen doesnt exist and the actual human form will never like you lol.
Why would he????
Get a life people
Then it continues and I must say is quite depressing seriously you women need a life.
I must say this just so that you might move on Edward Cullen doesnt exist and the actual human form will never like you lol.
Why would he????
Get a life people
by Edward Cullen gay April 1, 2009
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by CodyThePony November 23, 2009
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Some girls are "Twi-hard fans" and enjoy it though. Freaks.
Some girls are "Twi-hard fans" and enjoy it though. Freaks.
Girl1: I woke up and saw him standing there watching me! How the fuck did he get in my room?!
Girl2: Cedric Diggory?!
Girl1: Nah! Edward Cullen! You know, that new freak in school with girl lips?
Girl2: Cedric Diggory?!
Girl1: Nah! Edward Cullen! You know, that new freak in school with girl lips?
by edwardhater May 26, 2010
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P.S. If you have NOT read the Twilight Saga, DON'T! JUST DON'T! Don't touch that series if you value your brain cells. That alone is one of the government's conspiracy theories that's gonna kill us all.
P.S. If you have NOT read the Twilight Saga, DON'T! JUST DON'T! Don't touch that series if you value your brain cells. That alone is one of the government's conspiracy theories that's gonna kill us all.
Twifan: Like, Oh my god. Edward Cullen is so darn cute! You should read Twilight!
Person: Yeah, I rather not. I'd love to keep my brain cells.
Twifan: How can you survive without reading TWILIGHT?! IT'S THE BEST!!!
Person: Unlike you, I actually want to pass and graduate.
Person: Yeah, I rather not. I'd love to keep my brain cells.
Twifan: How can you survive without reading TWILIGHT?! IT'S THE BEST!!!
Person: Unlike you, I actually want to pass and graduate.
by allergictobullshit May 2, 2010
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inspired by Edward cullen of the twilight seires
a: dude my girl wants to go all the way, but i took a vow of chastity
B: dude you've got some serious cullen syndrome
B: dude you've got some serious cullen syndrome
by Logan-943 May 15, 2009
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