Irish coffee

1. Coffee with whiskey
2. Whiskey in a coffee cup that the drinker claims to be "just coffee"

1. This Irish coffee is great on St. Paddy's Day!
2. This coffee looks really weak today, you probably shouldn't even try any of mine.

by bunsOFcottagecheese March 30, 2015

fellation coffee table

Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.

My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

coffeephile

Lover of coffee

His mission in life as a coffeephile is to find the perfect cup.

by artuji September 13, 2013

Interview without coffee

British military slang for a severe lecture by a senior officer, usually regarding unruly behaviour.

Prince Harry referred to a friend as a "Paki" - he is in for an interview without coffee.

by dulishcamabu January 12, 2009

Coffee Crotch

Spilled coffee in the lap area, especially common when using the crotch as a cupholder on the morning commute. Fresh, it's a wet stain. Dry, it's a brown stain that can last all day. Occasional whiffs of coffee will drift upward through the day, especially during strenuous activity.

The bump in the road caused a splash, and the warm wetness indicated another case of coffee crotch

by BlueLew August 7, 2008

Coffee Can Muffler

An over sized muffler on a car, typically driven by wanna-be street racers that only care about how their car looks.

I hate those posers that just throw a coffee can muffler on their car.

by RX7philbert August 16, 2009

Coffee

Similar to the phrase 'TEA' but for more of a masculine twist

GIRL: heyyy girl spill that tea
BOY: aye bruv pick up that coffee

by RayRayWhereYouAt March 18, 2019