carton of milk

when you lay on your back, and ejaculate into your belly button and have someone suck it out through a straw.

When will I get my "carton of milk" mom?

when you're old enough for it to not be illegal.

by nick sisco July 12, 2006

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Cartoon

Car-Toon (noun) both an animated featurette and a degorgatory expression of disdane for the offensive person.

Often expressed with other foul language when used in the latter example.

Don't make me f you up you lame ass cartoon.

by Priz Biz Sage June 21, 2005

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TV shows associated with Lolicon (often written as "Loli") due to the frequent depiction of young girls as sex objects.
In some cases used as slang for "Loli".
Synonyms: Anime, Genshin Impact, Child Porn

"Hey did you know Jack watches Japanese Cartoons?"
"EWWWW HE'S A PEDOPHILE??"

by rockyBalboa_05 April 4, 2022

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Cartographer

Noun: One who works on Veep Avenue. Technically, a cartographer is one whose trade is the production of maps. As of the Calendar year 2013, this definition has come to encompass one who is a genius in creating programming/interaction between two or more applications.

Shara Wessel is one hell of a Cartographer! She loves to map!

by AGDIC July 10, 2014

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cartodyslexic

1. A person affected by a navigational disorder which is associated with impairment of the ability to interpret spatial relationships or to integrate auditory and visual information when attempting to read maps or act on directions.

2. Descriptive of a person who often gets lost when trying to follow a map.

If you gave her a map to get here, send out the search party because she is cartodyslexic!

by clarkbar May 7, 2010

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