Crusty dick syndrome

A genetic syndrome that causes your dick to become super crusty even while you age and the layers of skin build up to the point you hear a crunching noise when you fuck your wife/woman and it is incurable. It has been said that back when Christopher Columbus came to the Americas, he had this syndrome and many thought it was known as a severe STD that cause layers of skin to fall off from your dick and they used to think his semen crustified his dick, but nope he had it. If you have crusty dick syndrome, well i hope you are prepared to hear the crunch of your dick.

Steven:"dude have you ever heard? Mark has crusty dick syndrome"

by Gothgirlforever2000 April 24, 2019

crusty waste of space

This word is used to describe someone who is usually very unsanitary, has poor hygiene and does not do anything except eat and play fortnite.

When Jimmy Noonan walks in the room:
Ah a crusty waste of space.

by PP lovr August 8, 2019

Croasty

A croasted sandwich.

Or a toasted sandwich with a croissant :)

"What did you make for dinner?"
"A croasty"

by froggyfriendz October 9, 2019

crusty piece

some 1 with a scabby penis
Some 1 with a unclean tallywhacker
Smelly piece

Was he big, err no he had a crusty piece

by Nashy Big P September 7, 2020

Crusty Dog

Those little ankle biters with the shit lips and ugly ass teeth. The owners call it a dog. It's usually named Coco or Princess or some shit.

"I'd like you to meet my dog, Princess! Don't worry she doesn't bite."
"Now that's one crusty dog"

by Lazcus September 6, 2021

Cristymistydinosaur

Cristymistydinosaur is a sweet and very kind girl. She loves streaming, drawing and editing. Did you know Cristymistydinosaur is really good at singing too?

Cristymistydinosaur is from The Netherlands. Her favorite color is pink and she loves chicken nuggets.

Cristymistydinosaur is single but.. she could be seeing someone..

Cristymistydinosaur has been streaming alot with group member 'SiimplyRose' does that mean something?

Are they friends friends or just friends?

Cristymistydinosaur can do BOTH.

She can be a villain or the cutest babygirl ever.

Cristymistydinosaur is really entertaining to watch on Twitch!

Cristymistydinosaur is Live on Twitch!

Guys, guess who is Live... YES IT'S CRISTYMISTYDINOSAUR !!!

by Ggsteppstep February 20, 2022

Crusty iPad Kid

That one kid that is always I their iPad, which usually has a thick case and is encrusted in a thicc later of snot. Commonly seen in a Wal-Mart basket with Cocomelon playing on full volume from their YouTube kids.

Me: Girl, ur sisters such a Crusty iPad Kid
Friend: Yeah I know :,)

by CrayolaKlay June 20, 2022