midlife crisis

The point in an adults life where they get all concerned that they're old and start acting what they think is 'young'.

He was calling the kids on the street dude and saying like a lot. It was scary.

by Dudette March 23, 2005

Crisse

Quebecois swear word, derived from Christ. See also criss.

Noun: T'es un p'tit crisse.
Verb: Crisse-moi patience!

by Jerryfie January 12, 2006

peter criss

a member of the band kiss that according to peter, nobody wants to be

nobody wants to be peter criss lois, not even peter criss!

by Adrian December 18, 2004

criss-cross applesauce

The superior way to sit. You fold you legs to form a somewhat pretzel shape. Also know as Indian style

Growing up, I used to love sitting criss-cross applesauce!

by Definitely a human! April 15, 2020

crisscolfer

The couple name for Chris Colfer and Darren Criss. Both work on TV show Glee. Chris Colfer plays Kurt Hummel and Darren Criss plays Blaine Anderson, who are a gay couple on the show.

crisscolfer are so cute! I love them together!

by brinanna July 6, 2011

mid-height crisis

When a short person is surounded by tall people and begins to feel self conscious about his height.

Frankie:(walks to a group of friends)Hey,man you guys are tall.I always feel short around guys.

Ryan: Yea you do look a little shorter than usual

Shaun:You do look pretty short.Im sure you are just having a mid-height crisis

by Shaun Cox July 20, 2008

Cuban missile crisis

The sudden and extreme need to defecate brought on by the nicotine in a strong cigar. This is an instantaneous and unavoidable date with the porcelain throne.

Darrin suddenly jumped up and yelled "Cuban Missile Crisis" as he raced for the bathroom.

by Herfmaster March 22, 2013