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crapsack

one who is an idiot, douche bag, or deprived of awesomeness.
Professor Drizzle is a crapsack or a saco del crap if you happen to be in a Spanish speaking country.
by Renee March 1, 2004
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Chattanooga Chapstick

An underhanded prank, this is the act of secretly inserting someone's chapstick into your rectum, moving it in and out to the beat of a train song, and returning it to their possession without informing them of the despicable act.
Pardon me Bob, but that's a Chattanooga Chapstick you're applying.
by yottabad July 11, 2011
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Palestinian Chapstick

A truley romantic sexual act in which a man inserts his penis into a woman's menstruating vagina to have sexual intercourse, and once the male is about to ejaculate he takes out his blood-soaked penis and smears it on the woman's lips.

If the woman does not say "Thank You" afterwards, the man is permitted to drop an anvil on the woman's head from what ever height he so sees fit.
Bro, I totally rocked the Palestinian Chapstick on that bitch this morning!
by BILLIAM (BRYANS BIFFLE) November 2, 2008
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Chopsticked

ex1. Did you hear about shannon? Matt and Andy chopsticked her last night.

ex2. Steve walked in on them chopsticking her
by Capt. DP September 20, 2009
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dirty chapstick

when a man has diarrhea then smears it on his partners lips appearing as if the woman is wearing chapstick that is indeed dirty.
"Wow, you can tell Marie and Evan D. got kinky last night, she was wearing a lot of dirty chapstick."
by James coonsterr December 4, 2007
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Chopsticking

Like spooning, but with the legs crossed like chopsticks.
My girlfriend prefers chopsticking to spooning
by Lovebutts June 21, 2009
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cripstick

a blunt (not a joint a blunt) cigar weed something like swisher sweets or optimos
Yo Xavier (a.k.a. X) hey pass dat cripstick sippy time
by Street Racer X February 14, 2008
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