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Crank

A slang for meth
Person1 (stereotypically British) - Oi bruv, hand that crank over.
Person2 (also stereotypically British) - Yeah sure mate, how much do you need, also ya mum is peng
by vocal percussion June 16, 2020
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Party Crank

When a condom is used while masturbating to effectively reduce clean-up in a public setting (generally a party or other social event). Typically one uses the bathroom or closet to successfully pull off a party crank.
After everyone at the party passed out, he proceeded to party crank in the washroom without risk of leaving any evidence behind.
by squantolee December 6, 2010
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Shave around the crank

(men only) the act of trimming, or completely shaving off, your pubic hair. Thus, shaving around the crank.
Anthony's girlfriend was irate that his pubic hair made him look like a 70's pornstar. So, she asked him to shave around the crank to tidy up his appearance.
by Sgtbilko January 14, 2009
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Crankgameplays

A Brown haired youtuber named Ethan Nestor or his youtube username Crankgameplays, that is the former editor of Mark Fischbach, or better known as Markiplier. As of Feburany 11, 2019 he has 682,567 Subs. He was known as well as doing a backflip at 2014 Paxs and was named as the 'backflip guy'.
Fake Fan: I love watching Crankgameplays.
Real Fan: Yeah, isn't Ethan great?
Fake Fan: Who is Ethan?
Real Fan: It's Crankgameplays real name..? How long have you been watching him?
Fake Fan: Two years
Real Fan: Yeah, I doubt that you have or you would have known his real name by now.
by NathanPrescott February 11, 2019
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cranny axe

"Batter dip the cranny axe in the gut locker."
by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007
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cranky

When someone is upset, anygry, or unhappy. Another word for "Pissed Off". Usually said in a non-offensive manner.
Wake me up and I'll get cranky
by tkkw May 13, 2005
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cranky pirate

When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"
This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.
by Stand Ablaze May 17, 2006
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