cornophillia

(noun) When you wanna fuck corn.

"God damn, you see those cute ears? I've got cornophillia out the ass right now."

by GoodiesHQ June 28, 2017

Convoy, Ohio

A small village in which marijuana is smoked and pills are popped.

I went to Convoy, Ohio to pop pillies and smoke that Mary Jane, even if not very good.

by Shampoocleaner May 7, 2018

corboner

the erotic sensation you get when interacting with a sexually appealing person after 2 months of corona-lockdown

Oye mate! Karen just bent over and I instantly got a corboner!

by Schorsch May 28, 2020

Convoy Day

A day in which the rubber duck otherwise known as Martin Pinwald travels from New Mexico to Texas in the 1970’s movie Convoy a movie which depicts the song of the same name produced by C.W.Mcall

Person 1: hey it’s June 6th you know what that means
Person 2: no
Person 1: it Convoy Day

by Thegreatrubberduck September 9, 2020

Corkonians

1. What people from Cork call themselves

2. What no one else on Earth calls people from Cork

A Cork Person: Aye bois! The Corkonians are going to war!
Other Cork People: AYE!
(they are watching their team play soccer)

by dragonbreathstu October 2, 2020

Cornolio

When you're zoning out and picking at your hair and you find a small ball of who-knows-what lying upon your scalp. You then proceed to take this grain-sized ball that you found in the depths of your most-likey greasy hair and squish it in between your two thumbnails-- until it flattens like a pancake. This is what true satisfaction feels like.

You, picking your head, just zoning out: Was that text I sent Joey too much or--- holy shit what is that? Oh my god, it's a cornolio. Let me just squeeze it between my thumbnails-- YES! I don't care about Joey, I now know true satisfaction. I've been a bad bitch my whole life.

by papagumbo May 26, 2021

Convosation

A conversation where the speaker or speakers do not share any important information or information of note.

Person 1: We just spoke about nothing really.
Person 2: So you had a Convosation.

by DX9 May 31, 2021