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Mask Constipation

When some selfish fellows or anti-maskers find it so hard to take out their face mask to wear it in public until they are threatened with a fine by the police if they refuse to do so.
Some unvaccinated religious zealots or diehard conspiracists would rather go to jail than pay a fine for refusing to don a mask in crowded places, which is a big concern for the authorities as these covidiots refuse to hear anything about mask constipation.
by MathPlus May 26, 2021
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Constaphobia

The fear of taking shits inside small areas.
man I gotta go home! last time i took a shit in a stall I got a serious case of constaphobia!
So what you're saying you're constaphobic?
by coneboneconnor August 17, 2011
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Constipidity

To not be able to spit out your words
Man you have constipidity or somthing
by SpecialOpsMonkey February 21, 2015
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Text Message Constipation

When you receive your cell phone texts long after they were sent to you.
I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.
by Horny Johnny March 27, 2011
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constipation

An asshole who is full of shit; a mean, cocky person who tells nonsense stories to try and make himself look better.
He keeps talkin' all that good shit but he's really just an arrogant douchebag spewing a bunch of b.s.. Can you say, "constipation?"
by katiekins October 13, 2008
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Constinormity

being constipated for so long that nothing leaves your body and you become enormous-----
contipated + enormous = constinormity
After eating that crazy shit in Sweden i experienced constinormity for 2 weeks. All i wanna do is shit man.
by Kevinnnb April 6, 2008
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