Mentally Constipated

-the feeling of being over-bloated.
-almost at the point of puking.
-being really full

I am mentally constipated.

by TheConstipationExpert February 21, 2011

Thought-Constipation

Usually found in schools, a disease that causes no thought to enter the mind what so ever, side effects include vacant stare, drooling, and lowered breath rate, commonly mistaken for boredom or daydreaming

Tom's got that vacant stare, that could only mean one thing, Thought-Constipation

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Comship

A comship is a ship Not rlly accepted like a crackship , rarepair , crosship a comship Stands for complex ship Stop mixing up comship and darkship!!

Ugh I hate comships!!
U literally ship rarepairs idiot

by Kaoruobsessed September 23, 2023

constipant

a stuck-up cunt

damn, Lacy Conner is a friggen constipant, I wish she'd just anorex herself to death.

by animedude April 27, 2004

Conshirts

The superfans at concerts who mysteriously appear wearing a brand new t-shirt from the merch booth with no sign of the shirt they originally wore into the venue.

OR

People who wear the concert t-shirt the very next day as if to appear cool and elitist.

"Look at all these people wearing the band's t-shirt at the show. They are such conshirts."

OR

"Guess who saw Def Leppard last night? They are complete conshirts."

by Andy Poncherello January 20, 2009

Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

by PedoSnapz December 18, 2010

Constipation

A backed up flow of things

i.e. The highway is undergoing heavy constipation

by Phroe July 11, 2003