Cornell Status

A girl that head is so good she should go to Cornell

Just got the Mayhem that shit was on Cornell Status

by 12343245 August 31, 2011

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Cannella'd

Waking up in ANYPLACE other than your own dwelling with an old man present and your pants missing.

PERP: man i woke up this morning and i was at some old dudes house on his couch and my pants were off it was crazy, i have no idea how i got there, but my ass REALLY hurts!

FRIEND: MAN! YOU GOT CANNELLA'D!!

by U.S.S. NZ1SNA March 30, 2009

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Connellsville

Redneck City in Southwest PA, sometimes referred to as penciltucky. 20% Weed, 20% Heroin, 60% Moonshine, and 100% Fucked. Common sightings have trucks with big ass mufflers and 12 year olds wearing shorts on Christmas. Everyone and their dog has food stamps and welfare, Geibel sucks ass, Falcons 4 Life.

McKeesport and Connellsville are cesspools of garbage straight from hell.

by polydanked November 8, 2021

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Connelling

Exaggerating and bending the truth in order to make situations work more favourably for the Conneller. In some cases the truth is completely taken out.

After making a big mistake, Dave used the technique of Connelling so others would look more favourably upon him.

by Linguini greg February 24, 2023

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Connelly-Ed

Getting a 5-Minute Major in Hockey for Head Contact, to sell the gold medal game.

Bro Connelly-ed the game.

by TeamCanadaFan October 20, 2025

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Steven Connelly

Whipped beyond all measure.

Dude 1: Bruh are you coming to my party this Friday
Dude 2: Nah man I'm going to see Fifty Shades of Whipped with my girl

Dude 1: Wow bro you're such a Steven Connelly

by xxx_alpacca_wrangler_xxx July 27, 2016

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