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Conanized

To wait a substantial period of time to have something given to you, only to have the previous proprietor take back said gift for their own personal benefit.
Last week my coworker promised to bring me a delicious cupcake and after I'd taken one bite I was totally Conanized.
by Im4Coco February 3, 2010
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conable

conable (verb)- to connect one or more cables between computers or devices to allow communication and/or power between the devices.
My two cell phones were conabled to transfer my contacts.
by iopseer September 27, 2010
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coach with benefits

When you have the sexiest man alive as your weight loss coach, and some of the exercises he puts you through are extremely aerobic. So to speak.
Girl 1: Wow, how did you lose so much weight so fast???
Girl 2: I have the best coach! <beatific grin>
Girl 1: Oh, a Coach With Benefits, then?
by Not Him Either April 7, 2011
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Coach Czaswich

The meanest, most harsh person in the world, who makes kids do hard work and run, when he's in fact a very fat person, who also has a funny mustache.
Did you see that substitute today? Yeah! He's such a Coach Czaswich!
by Rawrr<3 May 1, 2011
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Coach Norris

A highschool gym teacher that coaches Freshman Football and JV Baseball.

A Coach Norris is famous for quotes such as, "Freshman Football!", "K O R", "PUNT!", "You are actually retarded", and "Reyes, you running looks like old people having sex"

A Coach Norris will never age because he is Coach Norris
by W-L<333333 November 29, 2011
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Coach Davis

"Believe it or not fellas, A teenage guy is more likely to get into an accident when he is driving with his buddies than if he is driving alone."

"Thank you Coach Davis..."
by Iheartmywifedestiny March 19, 2012
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Coachman's Knob

(noun)

An unwanted erection provoked by engine vibration on a bus or coach.

A debilitating condition afflicting mostly, but not exclusively teenage boys.
- "Press the bell, it's our stop next!"

"Oh fuck I can't stand up yet, I've got Coachman's knob. you'll have to wait. Sorry nan."
by JingJangJong September 23, 2012
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