compexy

When you have company over, but you know you're going to end up having sex.

"I can't come over tonight, compexy is in the works."

by Whitee August 20, 2012

Compenschlong

The act of purchasing something really big in order to compensate for the size of your dick.

Jake: "I just bought a huge Dodge Ram!"
Dave: "Total compenschlong"

Zach: "That guy just bought a footlong hotdog. Total compenschlong."

Dan: "Check out my new 80" TV!"
Josh: "#compenschlonging"

by THEDUBS December 11, 2013

competitive delegation

when a boss puts two people on the same job, without informing either of them of the situation. in essence, it is a strategy to get the "best result" by sacrificing both employees' trust and motivation.

you know what that dumbass did to us? he pulled a competitive delegation on our asses!

by releasethequackin August 11, 2015

Competitive Vaping

Competitive vaping: When two hardcore vapers or cloud chasers go head to head in the ulitimate round to see who will make a spot on to the vape gods podium.

That competitive vaping competition was LIT.

by Thevapeking May 21, 2016

comeytose

Going through life of or in a state of deep unconsciousness for a prolonged or indefinite period, only to awaken in the middle of the night feeling queasy to mildly nauseous, deciding to get one’s classified memos out by asking a close friend to give them to a NYTimes reporter.

"Lordy", he's sitting up in bed again clutching at his tummy - yeap, he's comeytose alright!

by SpartannSir June 14, 2017

comeytize

The act of noting everything that you said and heard after you have a conversation so you cover your ass preventing troublem

After my conversation with the Police Officer , I sat in my car and comeytized everything.

by Entomological Estaban September 14, 2017

Compensatory

A word Heather uses to act smarter than everyone else

"Don't tell anyone but I don't even know what compensatory means"

by Jean Jack December 15, 2017