To pour the strongest portion of coffee from a drip coffee maker pot before it has finished brewing.
by TToddTodd's friend May 18, 2016
The duration between the first sip of coffee and the body's reaction to caffeine. Generally, the speaker forces actions/words to come out faster than neural transmission without the aid of a catalyst (i.e., caffeine).
Though applicable throughout the workday, coffee lag is especially perilous during the early hours, such as the morning commute, team meetings, and pseudo-serious conversations about life.
Symptoms include rambling speech, awkward gestures, and grand delusions of vacation (often resembles daydreaming). Note: coffee lag in an attractive person can be misdiagnosed as a hot mess.
Though applicable throughout the workday, coffee lag is especially perilous during the early hours, such as the morning commute, team meetings, and pseudo-serious conversations about life.
Symptoms include rambling speech, awkward gestures, and grand delusions of vacation (often resembles daydreaming). Note: coffee lag in an attractive person can be misdiagnosed as a hot mess.
Bob: "...and-when-I-go-to-desk-I-make-copies-of-things-where-I-think-that-we-need-to-see-more-of-each-other-and-I-know-you-like-me-but-I'm-still-working-and-need-more-time-to-get-these-forms-back-to-you..."
Jane: "So what I think what you're saying is that you need a deadline extension...?"
Bob: (sips coffee)
Jane: "I'll just come back after your coffee lag wears off."
Jane: "So what I think what you're saying is that you need a deadline extension...?"
Bob: (sips coffee)
Jane: "I'll just come back after your coffee lag wears off."
by TexicanAg01 December 07, 2010
by Realcoffeetalk June 25, 2018
The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.
by twowheeler1300 April 07, 2011
Named after Hartford, the capital of CT.
When you fill a coffee cup up with urine and leave it in the bathroom.
Alternatively, a mixture of blonde roast coffee with urine. Salty coffee with a hint of citrus also works a substitute, and is the variety sold in cafés.
When you fill a coffee cup up with urine and leave it in the bathroom.
Alternatively, a mixture of blonde roast coffee with urine. Salty coffee with a hint of citrus also works a substitute, and is the variety sold in cafés.
Person 1: Somebody left this cup of coffee in the bathroom.
Person 2: Maybe its a fresh brew of a Hartford Coffee.
Person 2: Maybe its a fresh brew of a Hartford Coffee.
by Leuman September 30, 2022
n. A coffee break taken after a Catastrophic, Major, or Serious incident has occurred. Attendees at the CMS Coffee are usually quiet and reflective in demeanor. The most likely place for a CMS Coffee to occur is onboard an oil platform in Norway.
by vaeren January 13, 2007
The now standard practice of hiring acceptably hot babes to serve your coffee at those quickie espresso drive-thrus like Dutch Bros. They're bubbly and hot enough for a little happy flirting while you wait (good up-sell and tip inspiration) but not so hot that you're distracted from ordering. Also known as coffee candy or drive thru hotties.
Mark: Dude, I love the coffee babes at Pony Espresso!
Tony: I know! There's one exceptionally hot hottie at the Dutch Bros on W 11th who started attracting a crowd. She'll prolly get fired, yuh.
Mark (sad): Yeah.
Tony: I know! There's one exceptionally hot hottie at the Dutch Bros on W 11th who started attracting a crowd. She'll prolly get fired, yuh.
Mark (sad): Yeah.
by j-geek March 24, 2008