hoboken squat cobbler

Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."
The party was going fine until Jamie gave everyone the hoboken squat cobbler.
by SwampBeast February 23, 2016
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Hoboken Squat Cobbler

Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.
He's in the other room making a video with a pie. He's a Hoboken Squat Cobbler.
by Yankwood February 25, 2016
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the Cobbler effect

When you leave a movie for a short while, only to come back and not understand the story anymore.
"Damn, I just wanted to go pee and now the Cobbler effect is in full swing."
by 4bodysolution March 25, 2024
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gooch cobbler

The quagulated pasty sauce that forms in the gooch area while your lady rides you on her period.
My wife had to stop riding me,because the gooch cobbler was running down my butt.
by Jdizzlefromtctx December 05, 2017
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tornado cobbler gobbler

When you are on your back lying down and he puts his dingaling in your song hole. He then lifts his arms and legs in the air so his pecker and your jaw strength keep him suspended in the air. He then violently spins until completion.
M1: “She’s getting more adventurous but she still won’t let me tornado cobbler gobbler her ass”
M2: “Idk dude she sounds like she’s not the one…”
by DiRizzle February 25, 2024
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cunt cobbler

One who cobbles on that cunt (eating that pussy like a champ)
That cunt cobbler really made me ow my wad
by The cock whisper77 May 05, 2020
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Coochie Cobbler

A man who eats a woman’s clam after multiple other men just finished inside her
“”My grandma served Coochie Cobbler this year at Thanksgiving.”
by Bill Clinton 6942069 July 25, 2022
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