Definitions by Yankwood

Hoboken Squat Cobbler 

Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.

He's in the other room making a video with a pie. He's a Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

Hoboken Squat Cobbler by Yankwood August 29, 2016