Ninja Cockblock

Cockblocking someone by staring at them from behind an object.

Lee is such a ninja cockblocker, look at him watch us make-out behind that tree.

by Samuraipenisguarder October 31, 2010

gentlemens cockblock

When a guy has given permisson to another guy that he is aloud to cockblock him when he is talking to a fat,unattractive,slampig girl. Mainly happens when you are drunk.

-- At a Party --

Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!

*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks

by unger53194 September 19, 2011

Subliminal cockblocking

The act of sending someone subconscious or subliminal messages which make that person not want to sleep with another person or individual.

"The way he disses every other guy in the room leads one to believe that he actually earned his B.S. in subliminal cockblocking."

or

"His texts always seem normal, but in reality they're just his way of subliminal cockblocking."

by Lawyergal83 October 20, 2011

cockglock

Penis that ejaculates a far distance multiple times, similar to a Semi-Automatic Pistol

Jack tried to give me a facial but instead his nut flew across the room like a cockglock.

by BigPPjewce July 4, 2020

Russian Cockblock

When a russian man cock blocks you by actually cutting off your dick and balls and stuffing it in your mouth so you get none from any direction.

Male: Hey baby.
Female: Let's do it.
Russian Cockblocker: Karate chop!
Male: That was my dick.(Says with a full mouth)

by Dylan( Caveman) Urquidez May 16, 2008

cockblock

when some motherfucker blocks you from getting pussy

when elisha was about to cop a buff from nicole eric cockblocked the shit out of him by taking nicole away

by Urban Dictionary May 16, 2006

cockblocker

someone who prevents a guy from using his dick to satisfy a woman

That fuckin cockblocker wouldn't leave Tom's house last night when he was anxiously awaiting to fuck Sarah.

by Katie S. April 18, 2006